It’s been almost two months since I’ve played World of Warcraft. I miss killing pixelated badguys with my imaginary friends, but I prefer the real world. Although I must say, today’s -10ºF does remind me of Winterspring (or maybe Northrend, even though my toons never stepped foot in there).
I’m stuck. I have no idea what to give folks for Christmas this year. Friends, family, extended family. No clue.I mean, yeah, I have this leftover ring that I’m not using anymore, but where the heck am I to find frankincense and myrrh?
Sure, I could be lame and give a gift certificate, but that’s one step above cash. Nothing says “I took no time to find a gift for you” quite like cash.
*sigh* Fine. Gift certificates it is. *groan*
Okay, here we go again.
- World peace.
- Fyodor’s Nmap book.
- A Phillips Norelco G480 Grooming Kit (to replace the one the TSA apparently helped themselves to) before I start to look even more like a long-haired hippy.
- A two-hour Thai Massage.
- A standard yoga ball (not Gaiam brand).
- No, make that a two-day Thai Massage.
- An unhackable network.